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#1 Pete G

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Posted 19 May 2000 - 01:01

How about a forum for funny things that do not fit anywhere. (And a bit of humour now and then.)

"The problem with archaeology, is when to stop laughing!" Dr Glynn Daniels.

"So... a stone was discovered with the following symbols engraved upon it,
a Woman, a Donkey, an Eye, a Fish and a Cross.
Archaeologists claimed it was early Christian
and said 'A holy woman rode upon a donkey to see the Christ child, son of God'
An elderly Jewish local said that it was being read in the wrong way and that Hebrew is written from right to left.
So the message reads 'Holy Mackeral! Look at the Ass on that Woman!"
Pete G

#2 Pete G

Pete G

    Trilithon Connoisseur

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  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Avebury, Wiltshire, UK
  • Interests:Stone Circles, Henges, Earthworks. Astronomy.

Posted 29 May 2000 - 01:13

Q. How many farmers does it take to make a Crop Circle?
A. "Never mind all that, GET OUT OF MY FIELD!"
P



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